Rainbow Mac

>I was only 9 years old

>I loved Rainbow Mac so much, I had all the bland magazines and Object World episodes

>I pray to Rainbow Mac every night before bed, thanking him for the bland I’ve been given

>"Rainbow Mac is love" I say; “Rainbow Mac is life”

>My dad hears me and calls me an Object World fag

>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Rainbow Mac

>I called him a Grape Soda

>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep

>I’m crying now, and my face hurts

>I lay in bed and it’s really cold

>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me

>It’s Rainbow Mac

>I am so happy

>He whispers into my ear “This is my Bland Flakes.”

>He grabs me with his powerful bland hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees

>I’m ready

>I spread my ass-cheeks for Rainbow Mac

>He penetrates my butt-hole

>It hurts so much but I do it for Rainbow Mac

>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water

>I push against his force

>I want to please Rainbow Mac

>He blands in a mighty bland as he fills my butt with his love

>My dad walks in

>Rainbow Mac looks him straight in the eyes and says “It’s all bland now.”

>Rainbow Mac leaves through my window

>Rainbow Mac is love. Rainbow Mac is life.